
David woke up, stretched, vigorously scratched behind his ear, squinted at the rising sun, and then, seeing at the frightened and shaken man still pointing a pistol at him, he smiled.
David yawned and stretched again. โYouโre convinced now, right?โ he said to Malloy, who was wide-eyed and trembling. He posed it as a question but it was a statement, a firm statement, and they both knew it. Malloy was indeed convinced.
โYou, you โฆ you โฆ I canโt believe it,โ Malloy said.
โYou have to believe it,โ David said, a bit curtly. โI told you and now youโve seen it. You have to believe it. I turn into a wolf. Iโm a werewolf. A real werewolf, a werewolf with fur and teeth and all that scary stuff. You can put your gun down now.โ
โYouโre a werewolf,โ Malloy said stupidly.
Frank stood up and released himself from the collar and rope that was tied to a tree. Then he walked over to Malloy and gently took the gun from his hand. โI have a confession to make,โ he said. โThere are no silver bullets in this gun I gave you. I just told you that to make you feel better. I knew you wouldnโt need it, and I was right, wasnโt I?โ He put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger several times. Click, click, click.
โYou fed me the hamburgers and I was quite a happy pup, wasnโt I? Not dangerous at all,โ he continued. โAnimals, well, Iโm not an expert even if one under the full moon, but most animals arenโt a threat unless they feel threatened, or hungry.โ Then he added, โNot like people.โ
โYouโre a werewolf,โ Malloy said again.
David noticed the empty wine bottle in the leaves next to where Malloy was sitting. โHow about another drink?โ he said. He pulled another bottle of cheap wine out of his knapsack, unscrewed the cap, and handed the bottle to Malloy. Malloy quickly took several big gulps and then started talking.Babbling really.
Frank didnโt bother listening. He knew ahead of time what Malloy would be saying, the same things anyone else would be saying if someone gave them $150 and a bottle of wine to spend the night in the woods with him, and told them to make sure that when he turned into a wolf he didnโt run off and kill someone. Theyโd say they almost didnโt come because it was nutty, and they didnโt believe it, and when they did come they almost left because it creeped them out to tie him up to a tree. It was nuts and it was creepy. And they worried something really scary was behind it all, but not scary like a werewolf. Just creepy people scary. But they could really use $150, and the drinks David kept buying him at dinner โฆ well. And since they met David months ago, heโd been so nice and helpful. Etc.
It was what they all said.
โAnd,โ Malloy was still going on, โyou, you like a wolf, were just standing there staring at me, so I threw the hamburgers at you, like you said I should, and you ate them.โ David rolled his eyes. โAnd then you just laid down there. Just like my cocker spaniel did when I was a kid. Just like that!โ
โWell,โ David said, โcan you imagine if we hadnโt brought those hamburgers and I wasnโt tied up? I would have run off and eaten a rabbit or a squirrel or something. Now can you imagine if Iโd done that โ eaten a rodent, maybe even some of the little bones โ can you imagine how Iโd feel now? A human stomach isnโt made to digest raw meat. I know from experience, Iโd be really really sick, and itโs not like I can go to a doctor. What am I going to say? That I chased down a raccoon and chewed it up, fur and all?โ
David looked Malloy in the eyes. โNow can you see why I needed your help? I know you were reluctant to come. But thank you.โ
Malloy had almost emptied the wine bottle. Still talking, he had moved on to the next stage. The questions. How did David become a werewolf? When? What was it like? How did it feel to have a tail? Could he smell better? Blah, blah, blah.
โThose things, theyโre really not important,โ David said. โBut now youโve experienced something. Something extraordinary. And thereโs more important things to learn from it than how and why it happens.โ
He looked Malloy in the eye and smiled. โLet me explain.โ
โI โฆ I โฆ I โฆ never saw anything like that,โ Malloy said, his speech suddenly betraying the effect of the wine as well as his astonishment. โI wouldnaโ believed it.โ
โThatโs it,โ David said with a tinge of excitement. โWhy do we believe what we believe? You never saw a werewolf so you didnโt think they exist. But there could be werewolves all over the world, transforming quietly each full moon in the privacy of their homes, afraid to tell anyone because, like you, people would assume theyโre dangerous.
โYeah, animals can be dangerous, but unless you poke them with a stick, most of them arenโt going to come after you. They donโt kill for the sake of killing. They donโt hunt for sport. They donโt enjoy watching people die or take pride in their cunning. Only people do that.โ
โYouโre right,โ Malloy said. โI known some mean people. Real mean people. Not like you who been so good to me these past few weeks. Helping me out. Giving me a few dollars here and there.โ
โYes, thatโs right,โ said David, more animated now. โNow that weโve been friends for a few weeks, if you found out something bad about me, if you, for example, found out I had killed someone, youโd think it was because I was a werewolf, right? Even though, as you now know, Iโm no more dangerous as a wolf than a little old ladyโs pet poodle. Maybe youโd even think of me as a victim, not a murderer.โ
Malloy tipped the wine bottle to his mouth, but it was already empty. Drunk and feeling tired from being awake all night, he tried to keep his eyes open.
โHey, are you listening to me?โ David snapped his fingers in Malloyโs face, startling him. โThis is important and we donโt have much time. Itโs important to see how wrong you can be about things. Like a saint could be a werewolf as well as the most evil person in the world, right? But the saint would still be a saint, and the evil person would still be evil, right? You get it? We call people animals when they act terrible, but all that means is theyโre acting like humans.โ
โI do, David, I get it. Itโs just so much, uh, I mean I never โฆ my head is spinning a little. Now that youโre human again, whoa, you know?โ
David frowned. โLet me make this quick,โ he said. โLook, the question is, why do we believe what we believe. For instance. Take this very spot. Imagine someone finds a dead body here, maybe tomorrow, maybe weeks from now, after animals and maggots have been working on it โ not to get a thrill but because thatโs what animals and maggots do. So someone finds the body and they call the police, you with me?โ
โUh, yea, David. With you,โ Malloy said, trying his best to be attentive. โMaybe before we walk back I can lay down, just for a few minutes?โ
David laughed. โYou can, you certainly can lay down afterwards โ but pay attention to what Iโm telling you first, because this is a rare opportunity, and it wonโt come around again. I promise. So, you listening?โ
โOK,โ Malloy said. He stood up and slapped his own cheeks with his hands. โOK, Iโm listening. Youโre a smart guy and you been good to me. Iโm listeninโโ
โGood,โ David said. โSo this dead body, with the maggots, right? It has a bullet in the head. So the police see this, what are they going to think? They find out who the guy is โ and letโs say, just for instance, that heโs someone like you. He a guy with no family, he drinks too much, doesnโt have much money, eats at soup kitchens โ like where we met. So the cops are going to see this body, alone, some empty wine bottles, not much to live for, and theyโre going to think he killed himself.
โBut you,โ David said, โyou would never kill yourself, right?โ
Malloy rubbed his reddened eyes. โNo,โ he said weakly.
David took a single bullet out of his shirt pocket and put it in the chamber of the pistol. โThis isnโt silver,โ he said. โIt doesnโt need to be. Itโs just a bullet.โ
โI donโt understand,โ Malloy said.
โYouโre not my first,โ David said. โIโve doing this a long time. I enjoy doing it, and I enjoy getting away with it. I like tricking people. I like seeing their fear. I like seeing their blood. Itโs the kind of feeling only a human can have.โ
He picked up part of a half-eaten hamburger and held it up to Malloyโs face. โLast meal?โ he said. Malloy whimpered like a dog that had been kicked, as David put the gun against his temple.
Carl Peters lives in New Jersey.
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